Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Free Write

It's 4:23 in the morning and I am awake and I am not that happy. The world is quiet at least, the sun will be up in a few short hours and I'm guessing I may be sleeping in. Oh well

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Hallmark has a card for every occasion. EVERY occasion. You're the person tasked with finding and writing the most obscure ones.

Flossing.. Always flossing. There's only so many ways to congratulate a person on flossing, it's doubly hard when you're talking about a flossing anniversary.

A five years of dilgent flossing should be celebrated I suppose, I cannot complain too much because I am getting my commission on each sale but still. These subjects are dreadful.

What emotion can this card get across about flossing. I just have major writers block. 

"Flossing four five years: Good for you!"

"Happy Flossing Day: Five Years Strong!" 

I just have no idea what it should be and I need to think. I always think better when I floss..

Friday, April 8, 2016

#8: A man shaves his head and finds it covered in symbols he didn't put there

I stood there and just looked at my head in shock. I was tatted in crazy ways. I had no memory of this. I had my head shaved just last summer and there was nothing there but now its covered in these intricate designs in this light red hue. It looks like my skull is on fire

I sat down on the bathroom floor and up at the mirror and trying to think.  Where could this have come from? I had never even considered a tattoo, i never had the opportunity. This is embarassing, I'll have to walk around like this for weeks waiting for my hair to grow back,.

I jar awake in my bed and feel my head. My hair is still there.

Such a weird dream.

Thursday, March 31, 2016

#7 Zombies are real but instead of eating human they ______

Everyone was horrified when the recently deceased returned to life. Decades of horror movies made that night a very unpleasant and scary experience but when we woke in the morning all the dread we had passed into an silly calmness as the reality of the situation set in. Real zombies don't want human brains, they really only want sugar. lots of sugar.. The zombie hordes raided gas stations and grocery stores, eating every sugary concoction they can get their rotten hands on.

It proved to be a minor annoyance but the zombies were easily put down and in fact even know a few dozen still room the streets on any given day. Kids feed them candy bars.

Sugar addiction is real even beyond the grave.

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

#6

Like i said in a earlier post I was going to try to make this just fictional writing but today I guess I'll do differently once again.

There was another terrorist attack over seas.  It seems like you can set your watch to it now, every 4-5 months*(* if i paid more attention to the oceanic countries it's probably 2-3 honestly) something hugely horrific happens.

Certainly nothing I write is going to make any difference to anyone but myself. I just hurt on days like this because the heartache others feel so needlessly. I am a Christian, a poor one but a Christian I know in times like these my prayers really only sooth my spirit. There needs to be action but what kind i do not know

On a personal level All I can do is be a better person. I will be a better person today than i was yesterday. I will be a better person tomorrow than I am today.. I can't let hate into my heart. I got enough of that as is.