Free Write

It's 4:23 in the morning and I am awake and I am not that happy. The world is quiet at least, the sun will be up in a few short hours and I'm guessing I may be sleeping in. Oh well

Hallmark has a card for every occasion. EVERY occasion. You're the person tasked with finding and writing the most obscure ones.

Flossing.. Always flossing. There's only so many ways to congratulate a person on flossing, it's doubly hard when you're talking about a flossing anniversary.

A five years of dilgent flossing should be celebrated I suppose, I cannot complain too much because I am getting my commission on each sale but still. These subjects are dreadful.

What emotion can this card get across about flossing. I just have major writers block. 

"Flossing four five years: Good for you!"

"Happy Flossing Day: Five Years Strong!" 

I just have no idea what it should be and I need to think. I always think better when I floss..

#8: A man shaves his head and finds it covered in symbols he didn't put there

I stood there and just looked at my head in shock. I was tatted in crazy ways. I had no memory of this. I had my head shaved just last summer and there was nothing there but now its covered in these intricate designs in this light red hue. It looks like my skull is on fire

I sat down on the bathroom floor and up at the mirror and trying to think.  Where could this have come from? I had never even considered a tattoo, i never had the opportunity. This is embarassing, I'll have to walk around like this for weeks waiting for my hair to grow back,.

I jar awake in my bed and feel my head. My hair is still there.

Such a weird dream.