Everyone was horrified when the recently deceased returned to life. Decades of horror movies made that night a very unpleasant and scary experience but when we woke in the morning all the dread we had passed into an silly calmness as the reality of the situation set in. Real zombies don't want human brains, they really only want sugar. lots of sugar.. The zombie hordes raided gas stations and grocery stores, eating every sugary concoction they can get their rotten hands on.
It proved to be a minor annoyance but the zombies were easily put down and in fact even know a few dozen still room the streets on any given day. Kids feed them candy bars.
Sugar addiction is real even beyond the grave.
